I ran cross country in HS, I was in good shape, I was 5’3” weighed 120 lbs. My mother made me weigh myself in from of her of her one day, and told me to lose 5 lbs. She was obsessed with my weight throughout HS-college I was either too thin or too fat.

The Wahlberg’s are trash too.

“I don’t even know how to feel about that. I’m like, ‘Wait a second. If I have to be upfront a herpe, how could you not be upfront about HIV?’”

What year is it that people think you can still contract HIV from kissing.

I mean I would be pretty mad if my gym turned me away because I forgot my membership card, which I have done many times. Like I am sure I go to a less fancy gym than Amy Shumer, and they are still able to verify my identity and let me in if I forget my card.

Ok, I usually strongly dislike Christmas lawn ornaments, but this makes me very happy.

She is also supposedly “outspoken” and “difficult to work with” which I am sure have to do with the fact that she is a woman and black because lbr those terms could easily be applied to Christian Bale.

I find Gene Wilder sexy too. One of my exes looks like Gene Wilder circa Willy Wonka, I didn’t realize this until after we broke up though.

That is not a great picture of Obama. He looks so aged and so gray -including skin. Being President seems so fucking thankless I can’t imagine why anyone once to do it, watching Obama campaign against Trump would have been great though. Biden and Palin was fun.

I love The All Nighter Dry Shampoo. There is a bit of a learning curve with it, a little goes a long way but it is the one I keep going back to. I have tried a lot of others, Baptiste is popular and I found it okay but overall I find powder dry shampoos to be superior.

Katy looks unrecognizable to me in that picture.

That would mean Khloe actually wrote this book. Maybe her ghost writer actually read John Donne.

Are there any pictures or videos of her falling or being clumsy in pap pictures? Because yeah, I’m leaning towards fake.

Can’t wait for people to mention Hamilton and claim being against a white MLK means your racist against whites.

Exactly what I was going to say. When people claim that historical films/plays/televisions shows don’t have more POC it is because they are “historically accurate” but in one instance that it would be historically accurate they give the role to a white man?

MTE... I listen to a lot of comedians talking about comedy podcasts and they talk about “working on an hour” pretty often. I have never really heard of anyone doing much longer for just a regular headliner stand up show.

That is not what this case is about. Professors have affairs with adult students, if it was just unethical she wouldn’t be going to prison for sexual assault.

I assume with this woman at least she probably assumed she was experiencing menopause? And weight gain isn’t an uncommon side effect for many women during this time. But most of the time I just don’t get it.

Any time I have had long nails (fake or real) it makes taking my contacts out SO difficult.

I hope they spelt it xmas.