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you’d bring your friends Leo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt. And then you would leave.”

Me too. Ever since I saw him in Cold Comfort Farm.

Wasn’t she on Celebrity Big Brother UK not too long ago?

You’re a terrible person, wanna get coffee?

I honestly think human babies are some of the least-cute mammal babies. Sometimes I feel like a robot when people are like, “Oh, aren’t you the cutest thing!” to a baby and I’m like, excuse me, have you literally never seen a puppy?

Their smell is drugs, too. BAAAAAAAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZE.

Came for the Flowers in the Attic references and was not disappointed.

What are my legal rights as far as turning this into an ebook to sell on Amazon? Because this is one dinosaur short of a best seller there.

Okay I am losing sleep over those lips because as a ghostly pale person, I will never be able to rock a dark purple like that. On me it looks goth, on her it looks chic as fuck.

Now playing

But will she ever be as kick-ass as Julie Andrews, the famed Nazi killer?

I love this scene so fucking much. Madeleine Kahn do no wrong.

where are they registered? i’d like to send them a wedding gift and a note of hope and love.

I didn’t know I wanted this until right now...

Congrats on the word bonkers!

Where would one get a pirate ship bouncy castle...just...asking for a friend?

as in Miami?

i really struggled with that sentence because my brain kept combining COO (pronounced as coo) and Hop, and so i kept seeing

But if you don't brag about him on Facebook does he really even exist?