Ex-husband told me three months before my wedding that he would appreciate getting “more notice” than 3 months in advance for “the next time” I get married. I had been engaged for 7 months at this point, and I know our kids had mentioned it because they were super excited for their new bonus dad. He then sent me a…

Madeline Kahn gifs are always appropriate.

I saw the headline and immediately thought it happened at our Naked Bike Ride here in Portland. There are boners there every year it seems, but I've never hear of anyone getting called out for it.

My kids’ school does not permit children younger than 6th grade to walk home unattended. Parents must be seen by the teacher before they will release your child from their clutches.

I was just that little whore that stole her precious little boy away. I only gained her short lived favor when I eventually gave her a granddaughter.

As you can see we did a first look which was when I almost cried....

My ex-husband and I were already engaged when surprise! I got pregnant. My former MIL walked around my bridal shower AND wedding reception telling people that I had found a way to get him to the alter.

But not Hildy’s rooms. Fuck her.

All hail Queen Kate!

There’s a reason I don’t invite her over for taco Tuesdays (or any night really for that matter). I’ll let her know she has angered Huitzilopochtli with her ignorance, and only a sacrifice will appease him, as well as using the goddamned correct pronunciation from here to eternity.

My 25 year old sister says it that way, and it makes me cringe every time. I stopped correcting her because she swears she has “heard the Mexicans say it both ways.”

That gif is never not appropriate.

It's funny because literally two exits up I-5 there is the little town of Tualatin. They have an Outback Steakhouse and a sports bar called The Hot Seat. It's very dance club like on the weekend.

Gaffer's!!! (I can diss that place beside I used to bartend there)

At Bounty Hunter maybe? Or Mixers?

I live 5 minutes away from that Holiday Inn. Here in Wilsonville we have a Red Robin, a McMenamins, and a few small dives. Portland is only a 20 minute drive from here when there is no traffic. Hmmmm...

It was for their wedding/honeymoon. Instead of having a smaller wedding they could fund themselves, they used the funds given for their wedding costs they weren't able to afford, and the rest was spent on a destination honeymoon.

As a former Honeyfunder, it amazed me how many people look down on it. However, I do have a friend who used it to FUND. HER. WEDDING. I found that to be quite tackilicious.

i heart Flula!!! Have you seen his video where he contemplates the word "bae"???

Naturally Mark reports on this. Of course he did.