My go-to for petition signing/charitable donations: "Mmm, not today, thanks."

My old standby comes straight from Bartleby, the Scrivener: I would prefer not to.

I came here to say the same. I just love it when people tell me what I'm really thinking.

I'm a life-long skinny person although I should look like shit with the food I eat. I gained 17 lbs while pregnant and lost 40 after I gave birth within 6 months. I may seem lucky on the outside, but I'm unhealthy on the inside but you wouldn't be able to tell.

OK, so I am just going to say it: FUCK ALL Y'ALL hose haters! Pantyhose make your legs look awesome and I never got the memo that they make you look old. BEYONCE AND I WEAR 'EM AND WE LOOK GOOD.