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I hate people who confuse “apart” and “a part.”

She was in a League of her own... :+)

But what if...

Do these from Doctor Who not count?

Krillboi!

Was that Pillboi as a villager?!

The reveal of what that note said was tear-inducing. I was fully expecting it would be something sweet about Elanor and yet it was still like a gut punch. Dammit Michael Schur, stop playing with my emotions!

Immaculate contraception, I believe, is the phrase you’re looking for.

Why? I work in abortion care. I think it’s pretty fucking cute that a stranger  heard that reply and was still excited to talk to me. It also cut the shit of getting to know someone only to find out they are anti-choice or squeamish about a legal and common medical procedure like you seem to be.

Urban hide-and-seek tag. A literal chase. One week he slipped and scraped his arm and I tied my bandana over where it was bloody.

Wow...this person is clearly going through something tough and you’re coming at them for their grammar? Way to kick someone who’s down for no reason. Hope you’re pleased with yourself.

I used to get together with a friend where we’d look at the Craigslist personals and laugh and feel better about being single. Then, one day we read one that sounded too good to be true. “Not Lonely, Not Whiny and Definitely Not a Redneck.” I made a fake email account, didn’t use my name and replied and asked for…

I’m terminally single, but this story of how my Nanna and Pop got together is my absolute favourite.

His literal skeletons. They have identifying features marking them as Stephen and Tabitha, long dead. Then the window shutters and doors all slam close and lock as ... 

Here’s my first story idea. The first of five fledgling authors looking for inspiration arrive at the Kings’ residence. Stephen give them a quick tour and assigns their rooms. At dinner, before Stephen and his wife are to leave on vacation, Stephen warns the writers they can go anywhere they want except the attic…

When a friend of mine was young he would occasionally stay at his father & stepmother’s house. He described the house as having an oppressive feel and dreaded spending time there. Typical haunted house things like disembodied footsteps and dark, moving shadows occurred frequently. However, the most horrifying thing…

This story is kind of “Look at Me” Light, but I’ve debated sharing it here enough times that I guess it’s worth a go.

So, about this time last year, we closed on our (first!) house, and this year, it is 101 years old (I don’t actually know the date it was built, but it was in 1918).

The previous owners cleared out almost all of their things, but left a baseball bat in the master bedroom (which, sure, I’ll keep that under the bed,…