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That’s ironic, since as we all know, the banana is the deadliest of fruits.

There is a word for people like you.
Hero

Weddings are a day for your parents’ friends to get completely shitcanned with your friends and badly dance to decades-old pop music.

I wish she had too, instead of embarking upon a year long, intricately plotted revenge scheme that resulted in the collapse of his marriage, the destruction of his career, and ultimately his arrest, which she watched from the seat of her red, 1970 Mercury Cougar, sunglasses and scarf hiding her face and red hair,

I love books as much as anyone but this sounds like on set fun between two friends. By all accounts I’ve seen he’s a good dude who people like to work with.  So I give him a pass on this.  Lord knows men in Hollywood have gotten passes for far worse (actual) crimes.

This tribute from Colin Hanks to Luke Perry showed up on my Twitter feed overnight and it’s beyond brilliant as a memorial.

I told a small lie on a resume that then became a complicated lie.

At the 2011 Super Bowl party I went to, the lone Steelers fan got a knife thrown into his abdomen and had to get stitches. We didn’t think his ex-girlfriend would actually do it, but booze.

HELP PEOPLE CARRY STROLLERS, EVERYONE! THIS CANNOT BE STRESSED ENOUGH!

ramps are tough, they can only be a 1:12 slope and stations are around 80-180 ft down. That means and 960-2,160 ft long ramp, that’s a lot of ramp for an already tight space. Maybe if the removed the stairs, but you’re still looking at six times the length.

If there was ever a microcosm of my issues with Corbyn’s Labour it has to be today’s car crash with the Immigration Bill going through Parliament.

Any other Law School Jezzies on here? I’m 1L and plugging away at Torts and CivPro today. Thankfully I have help in the form the above dumdum.

wait, what about bradley cooper?

Did he propose because he was jealous of the chemistry between her and Bradley Cooper?

This is one of the very best ghost stories I’ve read in several years of these posts, and was also such a palate-cleanser after going through way too much of the not-supernatural scary stuff.

Hi Frida,

When we were kids, my sister and I watched “Now and Then” with our neighbor friends. We were 4 girls between the ages of 9 and 13 - I was the youngest. Despite my mom’s religious upbringing and banning of Ouija boards and anything else that could be considered Satanic, the movie exposed us to the concept of a seance.

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Not nearly as scary as some of your absolutely horrifying stories, but here’s mine. I remember it vividly and get chills every time I think about it.

My grandfather was a cocky, attractive guy who liked to party and was way too sure of himself. One night, he went out to a local bar, and announced that he was going to kiss every girl in the place before he left.