Just sampling the wrong chocolate pudding, perhaps?

A 10 year off/on/off/on relationship may have died its final death over the casting of this character. I am remarkably unbothered by that fact.

On Bond, I disagree; he must be male.

RIP.

There’s only one logical person to have as the new Doctor’s companion..

Like, cheese socks, or something.

Because models (actors, too) learn that their faces look best in a limited range of expressions. They practice them and stick to those expressions. In other words, she’s vain and she thinks she looks good like that.

Haha, I had to laugh at that!

If she squints, Donald looks slightly better. If she closes her eyes all the way, he turns into Ryan Gosling.

This comparison is insulting to sharks.

Botox.

She can’t face the full horror of her existence with eyes wide open. Like watching a rerun of Friday the 13th and the end’s coming up and you know what’s going to happen...

NEED MOAR STARS

Mary Lee’s eyes have more life in them.

I like to go with her husband (blergle) has a constant and distinct smell about him...

My theory is that she needs glasses and is too vain to wear them.

SEXY FACE!