OMG don’t! I can’t! I just finished putting my makeup on. Shadoooooooow!

Swam in my neighbors pool with this goofy butt and tried really hard to do physical therapy on my hand which really sucks.

Well, they could have had this idea sooner

I wanna get out of the darkest timeline.

Hi Jezzies, this is a total non-sequitur but I have an audition for the role of Princess Jasmine in the new Disney live action Aladdin movie tomorrow, and am super nervous. Any advice and/or encouragement would be great! Thanks.

Did anyone else not realize he’s SIX FOOT EIGHT?! I am legitimately flabbergasted.

I feel as though we have been living the plot of some dramatic film for the last few weeks. But all this is true.

Happy SNS from Sheela the Irish Wolfhound.

So The Daily Mail says that this kiss between Tom Cruise and Vanessa Kirby(who?)

There are apparently some kids who cling to their parents, or at least like to keep them in sight. Like you, I didn’t get that model. We were at a folk festival when my daughter was about four. There was a young park interpreter there doing an interactive thing for kids about collaring bears for research. My…

My parents bought one of those child-leashes because I had a tendency to wander. When I saw it for the first time, I became very excited, because a leash meant we were getting a puppy!!! Imagine my face when they put it on me...

I found a baby once. He was toddling down the sidewalk wearing nothing but a diaper. I was maybe 22 years old and was like WTF. I was lucky enough to see a police car, so I flagged them down. They didn’t seem surprised at all. They were just like, thank you for the baby. We’ll take it from here. We know him.

Please tell me that some PR genius at Southwest has authorised that kick at United.

Yea I’m extremely HoH. Mostly Deaf. Even with hearing aids I cannot follow a speaking conversation unless it’s family members that I’m use to lip reading. I always get a CC device at the theater and coincidentally, when I took my daughters to see Beauty and the Beast, the device didn’t work. My eldest daughter had to…