“Dude she just shot at you with her eyes closed!”

Last year, on the first day of school, I was sitting outside the classroom waiting for my class to start. A bunch of students were already lined up, waiting for the room to open (there was another class already in there).

Jesus

Not my story but ... My husband and his brother attended the same experimental private school when they were small. One day my future brother-in-law decided to re-enact Jaws for his kindergarden class. To make things as realistic as possible, he jumped into the school’s koi pond and bit a live frog in two. Both boys…

Oh, so many hugs! That’s just awful.

I had this happen when I volunteered at my daughter’s school for picture day. I was no-makeup, hair in a bun, baggy sweatshirt, and 33 goddamn years old. A teacher came up to me and said “Whose class are you in, sweetie?”

The only words I read were Jesse Williams. He’s hot and smart which just makes him hotter.

I’m a fan.

That was a fun movie! Although, as much as I love me some Favreau I did lift an eyebrow at the fact that his two love interests were Scarlett Johansen and Sofia Vargara. I guess if you write, direct, produce and star in the movie, you can have all the wish fulfillment you want.

Ummmm, if he swiped right, he’s obviously interested. Go forth, flirt & have that summer fling!

Yes, was just about to recommend this myself. It’s soooo good!

Would you be up for television series? The Bridge is fantastic and half in Swedish!

you guys!! i just landed an interview at one of the best restaurants in the WORLD. host position, because though i am badass, i am not badass enough to be a chef haha. i am freaking out and i am so excited!!

to celebrate i am watching Mariah Carey videos on YouTube. (i clicked on The Gaysian’s link and fell down that…

Okay, so, over the past couple of months we’ve had Scary Cancer Badtimes in my family. First my mother told me she’s been receiving cancer treatment, then my sister had a cancer scare, then I was told my mum was having genetic screening to see if my sister and I are at risk.

a) My mum just finished her last round of…

I bought a new car! Well it’s used (2014 Hyundai Elantra GL in white) but it’s super cute and I love it. I paid for it in cash and think I got a good deal on it (the insurance woman even said I got a good deal). I’m really proud of myself as this is the 1st car I’ve bought completely on my own!

I’m waiting to hear back from a job interview I had last week. I hate interviewing for jobs. I feel both excited anticipation and dread.

They did this at the graveside service for my grandpa’s second wife. All her grandkids pitched in - and it bothered me so much hearing the dirt clods bang on her metal casket. It was like <bang!> “Wake up, Grandma! Pancakes are ready!”

Not so fun story (or fun if you’re evil); my mother made me one of these cakes when I was maybe 5 or so with my Skipper (Barbie’s cousin) doll. However, the cake was not large enough to cover up to her hips, so instead of hiding it with some frosting she took her legs off. Sweet little 5-year old me loved the cake,…

“Legendary video game designer Shigeru Miyamoto says that gaming giant Nintendo is considering returning to Hollywood to make more films based around their gaming properties:”

To preface this: the following story takes place in Florida.