I had the very same thought; the horses didn’t sign up for this!

Something must be wrong with me. All that carnage and death, but only the horses made me sad.

It’s not a parody

Vicki Gunvalson and Brooks Ayers are over.

it appears when you go to the site to donate, the money will ultimately go to Doctors Without Borders which makes this even more awesome

It was uploaded yesterday, Kojima tweeted about it today. You know what is funny? I was already off work; it’s Friday night. Instead of heading off into the weekend right away, I decided to stay late to post a quick thing that I thought people might enjoy. This weekend, I’ll probably be on the lookout for Pokemon news…

For what it’s worth, a friend who has been to Lambert’s insists the rolls are so light that anyone who could injure someone with one “needs to professionally go into either baseball or murder.”

The dreaded birthday dinner. I’m done with showing up at a fancy-ish place during their busiest shift of the week and waiting for a table for 12 (Or is it 14? Did Beth say she was coming or not? And I’m not sure when Brendan’s flight gets in, I think his phone is off???) only to get split into two tables for 5 and 7…

Too old to pretend to be into loud electronica. Or any electronica.

she told Glamour that Julie Bowen knew and was very supportive of her decision.

But why that should happen butt-to-butt rather than belly-to-back is still a mystery.

Derp. I knew it was something simple. Attention to detail fail.

I’ve only ever heard the “1 horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses” question before.

I wouldn’t worry about it too much as they mostly come out at night, mostly.

They stole it because you are clearly a very important person. You had a flask with not only your monogram on it, but your WHOLE NAME.

Many years ago at the group home for developmentally disabled teens where I worked there was a resident who really, really wanted to go to the best steak house in the city for his 18th birthday. He had behavior and anger issues, but was determined to earn that birthday dinner, and he managed it. So another staff…

‘I can see smoke coming out your eyes.

But he’s not Robin. He’s John Blake, a guy who’s going to pick up where Bruce Wayne left off. I didn’t think making his name Robin was supposed to signal to us that he was going to become Robin, as we know him, but a signal to the audience that this was, I don’t know, meant to be, that this John Blake guy was going to…

i just bought the 1946 red velvet one because it’s what hayley atwell wears as agent carter and it has honestly changed my life for the better.