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I just look so very young.

Too late to edit my other post but I got my mom to send me a picture of my epic cat senior picture. (She has it in a big frame collage, hence the random baby pictures on the side.) The early 00s was not kind to my eyebrows.

After Prom 1989. Ubiquitous big hair and loud outfit. I now know that big hair on skinny people just looks weird.

That really is quite sexy! It looks as if you’re about to remove something! Good photo otherwise though. Also, if someone told me this was a young Ana Gasteyer, I’d be like, “I didn’t think she was quite that pretty?” but I would believe it.

Not really embarrassing I guess. Fun fact: There were 3 days that year that I *didn’t* wear that kilt (which I still have)

After seeing this post / thread, I went skipping off to find my senior yearbook.

I couldn’t find it. It’s at my mother’s house, I’m sure.

But I found my sophomore year yearbook, and while I was flipping through it, my children found me, and I just spent the last hour going through it with them, having to endure their

I usually call this the best senior portrait ever, but clearly i’m not serious. It’s a little on the sexy side, but at least all my buttons are buttoned! I went to a super small private school so we had a private portrait sessions like a month before senior year started. I demanded that I get my braces off for it. The

The raptors are cool and all, but I don’t think the venom-spitting Dilophosaurus that killed Nedry gets enough credit. Those little jerks were sneaky. “Oh look at us, we’re just cute little dinos, acting all confused and cute like puppies. JUST KIDDING! Here, have some poison to the face before I eat you.”

hello, where has Le Sommeil been all my life?! I have vaguely heard about L’Origine du Monde and tho I see the intimacy the severed limbs and head I’m not too keen on. in conclusion, I thought I knew something about French art but I actually know nothing. I am Jon Snow.

Ugly duckling? Forrealreal? Look at that smize.

...so that’s why Annie is going to the FBI!

Worf/Troi is indeed one of the canonical bad Star Trek pairings, but I submit for you another at least equally as notorious:

At one job I used to have in federal law enforcement, my work number used to get all these debt collectors ALL THE TIME so instead of answering my phone with my name I started answering with the name of the agency.

I used to get phone calls from bill collectors for my ex-boyfriend who actually is dead. Once, his mother got a series of phone calls from the City of Oakland regarding a ticket he had failed to deal with when he lived there. After calmly informing her that he was, in fact, deceased, the lady making the phone calls

To repeat what I posted in the ODeck open thread yesterday:

My trusty bottle of Pepto and I are famous! :D

It’s been eight years and we’ve got two beautiful sons now. I love this woman so so much.

In a preemtive apology for the lots of pics, i offer my dog wearing his best tuxedo for the wedding

Oh most def ;o) we met at our circus training facility and were duo trapeze partners before we started dating

Oh man, this is the best crying photo from my wedding. I am really close to my dad who is a huge teddy bear of a man. He used to sing and play guitar for me all the time when I was growing up and one of my favourite songs was Return to Pooh Corner.