That is absolutely terrifying. Before my husband and I were married, I was hanging out at his apartment in the middle of the day by myself, when someone started banging on the door. I went to the door and looked out the peephole to see some dude standing there. He was like “Hey, let me in.” I told him I thought he had…
Assaulted Peanut
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My understanding is that Agent Carter showed stronger ratings than AoS but in a currently less desirable demographic. Add to that the way tv viewership has changed overall and I wonder if there is a chance that they are looking at cutting back on the number of AoS episodes, keeping Carter, then adding a third Marvel…
Agent Carter is miles better than AOS, I really enjoyed it's retro coolness and jolly pace, I sincerely hope they make a lot more.
Oh god. I must share. It's not a honeymoon story, but it involves international travel and poop and it's a wonderful story of the best dad joke EVER.
I studied abroad in Paris for a semester (my first trip on a plane alone, much less going to another damn country) and the in-flight movie was TAKEN. You know, the one about a girl travelling to Paris who gets abducted and forced into prostitution.
I swear every time (and I mean EVERY time) someone writes 'BvS' I have to remind myself they're not talking about Buffy.
Actually, I foster for my local shelter and last year I published a lifestyle magazine for cats in my area. We sold 500 copies.
My wife and I had a lovely trip to Amsterdam- canals, Van Gogh, pot, friendly Dutch people, a stroll through the Red Lights to see who would get the most attention, you know, standard stuff. On our second to last night there we decided to eat at the hotel restaurant (which shall remain nameless because, excepting what…
We were on Maui and were driving down from the peak of the volcano Haleakala and were getting really hungry. I open up yelp on my phone and try to search around the area for a good place to grab some poke (for those who don't know raw tuna, usually with some soy and sesame oil). This poke from a food truck came…
...and no work was done that day.
My husband and I took (what we thought was) X at an enormous music festival in Morocco and then immediately lost another in the crowd of dancing locals.
My husband and I got married fairly young, and were way too excited about the swim up bars at the resort we stayed at in Mexico. So after an afternoon of drinking 'Cozumel Blues' (I have no idea what was in this drink) in the pool, we went up to our room. We were smoking a cigar on the balcony and flirting, when my…
We booked the wrong damn hotel. We had amassed a giant chunk of Hilton Honors points through business travel and decided to cash them in for a few luxe nights at the historic Waldorf Hilton London.
I got vomited on by my seatmate (not my handsome husband), on our flight to Atlanta for our honeymoon. He had a seizure, turned, and barfed into my lap. Flight attendants pulled him into first class and dealt with his medical emergency and the plane kept going. I sat, covered in a stranger's puke, until we got to the…
my new MIL and her sisters left during our reception ( Mil was no where to be found for mother son dance) and we're gone for over an hour. We found out when we got to our hotel, that they had gotten into our hotel room, short sheeted our bed, Seran wrapped the toilet bowl and tied tule around the toilit lid and seat…
When hiring a new staff member, I found myself in the position of having to explain to the older women already on staff that women with large breasts don’t exactly have the easiest time getting tops that fit right. The fact that she was showing cleavage (but also obviously self conscious about it) should not be…
Fun wedding and then a week at a fun at a great resort in Florida. Only problem? The hotel was hosting a ventriloquist convention all week. Everywhere we went on the property were ventriloquists and their dummies. It was very strange at first, but ultimately became a source of constant amusement. And a great story…
This doesn't really count, but it's a funny story, so I have to put it out there. We had a FABULOUS "mini-moon" at a resort, on a private island, just off the coast of Big Pine Key in Florida. We got married right before Thanksgiving, so we wanted a couple days to ourselves before joining our families again.
