flawlessness attracts us all

I do like Kevin Bacon. He seems like a nice guy.

Oooh! I have so many pictures! My sister and I had a Nic Cage photoshop war!

A concierge of sorts (it was a small hotel, he drove the hotel shuttle and did front desk duty) read "Goodnight Moon" to a colleague, because she liked his South African accent.

KATE MCKINNON YAAAAASSSSSSSS

fuck yea kate mckinnon

OMG THIS IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and sending desperate tweets like "PLEASE FOLLOW ME TAYLOR, ILU" over and over.

Isn't an adultosaur a type of lizard?

I like these. But what if I try them on and they look better on a dog? How am I supposed to feel about that?

So stupid, and such an entitled asshole. BRING A FUCKING MAP IF YOU MUST GO OFF AND ABANDON EVERYONE IN YOUR LIFE IN ORDER TO FEEL IMPORTANT YOU DIPSHIT

Thank you! I'm a sucker for clever animation. And judging by the wiki article, this is very likely hilarious. Outsized love for ham! Gout! Extravagant beards! Darwin! Not to mention the killer cast (Hugh Grant, Martin Freeman, David Tennant, Salma Hayek, Brendan Gleeson). And you're correct: it's known as "The…

I miss Hyperbole and a Half sooooooo much.

Once I was waiting tables and had a table with a couple on a date. No problems, totally unmemorable. I was watching from close by and saw the guy put the cash tip on the table. When they stood up to leave, the woman went to the bathroom and, once she was out of sight, the guy circled back and took the tip back.

That…

Goldie Hawn is damn near 70 years old. She looks great.

I picture Patrick Bateman at the other end of every one of these. I've got my own Netflix man.

I have a 4 1/2 month old Golden Retriever and I'm quickly finding out she will try to eat just about anything...pinecones, tissues, pee pads, carrots, lettuce, my fingers...pretty much anything she can get into her mouth...

Off topic, but is there no more Sunday Night Sign Off? :(

It's not a movie, but have you read Devil in the White City (I mean, you probably have). So engrossing! I would say I have an average level of interest in serial killers and the parts that dealt with that were by far my favorite (and the whole book is good, so).