Freshman year of college, I was on my way to a party in sky-high heels. I walked across a very hilly campus with no issues. I brought flip-flops along with me for when I inevitably got shitfaced. Night goes on, alcohol is consumed, and it's time to walk home. I put on my flip-flops, priding myself on my genius. My…
The host is the only one of them I know - I think her friends and I are very different. I'm expecting fake nails, hair extensions, Kylie Jenner lips.
Dude. Hubs and I tried to take a video of ourselves jumping in the bed at a hotel on our anniversary-to send our kids, so they could see the fun we were having without them, of course- and I slipped off the edge, busted my ass, and swore so much that the video was deemed "unfit for children."
Two words.
Nalgenes are for basic bitches. Why don't y'all just get a monogrammed thermos for pete's sake?
Thermos brand or ball jars 4 lyfe
Nalgenes are for basic bitches. Why don't y'all just get a monogrammed thermos for pete's sake?
Thermos brand or ball…
It wasn't until I came to America that I realized my skin color, because every photo of me ever developed in Pakistan gave me a cream and roses complexion. I remember getting my college ID and thinking, oh they gave me the ID of some Sudanese guy with my same name.
This gif is the stuff of nightmares. NOPE.
OMFG that is just too many Huckabees.
You wanna say that to her face?
My favorite part is the misogynistic, patriarchal fucking assumption that Jay-Z has primary control over Beyoncé's music, image, or career. I mean, Jay-Z is a Penis-Swinging Man, goddamnit, and thus the undeniable Head of Household, so he MUST be the one to blame here for his wife's sluttery, right? It's simply too…
I'll take "two people who I think do quite good work and deserve to be on much better shows for $1000," Alex.
I'm glad you decided to share this gif with us because now I need to share it with a friend who both likes Taylor Swift and cats.
tay would never
Ill take Any excuse I can find to post this! She needs to be either a Halo Spartan or Captain Marvel. Best movie I saw last year, and I saw over two films!
Can't believe how bad Enemey and A Most Wanted Man were. The former, I kept waiting for it to get into the actual story, for something worthwhile to happen, and then poof, stupid ending. Meanwhile, the latter's ending was just the biggest case of blue balls ever. It felt like how the movie might end if George Costanza…
would you consider sharing your story publicly during the inevitable congressional hearings? I work for a repro rights org and could connect you if you would consider it.
THIS. 100% x100 this.