You can expect to be hearing from my attorneys as well.

I heard they originally gave it to Ron Swanson, but he was like "You should give it to Amy Poehler because she was the one that did everything" and then...

Dangerous to hide that belly fat.

I had a coworker who chronically overshared her marital woes with me. And so I learned about "the incident."
Her husband had trouble in the erection department and for health reasons couldn't take the usual meds. So they went with a strap on, which she found to be too cold and so decided to microwave it - for FIVE…

Should just be the Peter Dinklage song in IMAX:

"Those who have never screamed sang on a treadmill may cast the first stone."

My guy can only run outside if he can scream sing to his music. Which is why he'll only go running at night. On completely empty tracks. Because he is very shy about it. I myself have never witnessed it. He is a magical, screaming, sprinting…

john thornton for the win :)

I only have one. Can't have another. Shhhh.

Haha I should have shared this one it's the best.

:)

two of four

Obligatory "here's my dachshund" post (Hugo!). Who else has weenies?

Welp. I'm in denial about it being Monday tomorrow. So, I'm spending the evening looking at Jez and also ducking down behind my coffee table and making elaborate faux mustaches with my hair and popping back up to my faux surprised husband.

Uhhhh J.B. Priestly? Sarah Salt? Lynton Blow? Rose Macauley?

Burt liked my post. I think I'm going to die!

I'm so sorry :(

See I admit he's a total twat, but his acting is well above average.

Whether or not you like Big Bang Theory, it introduced my baby boomer parents to Firefly and I've been watching it with them.