And yes, I feel cheap for making this joke, just in case anyone was wondering.

Hello, is it peen you’re looking for?

Definitely, but then she published Casual Vacancy under her name. And why a male pseudonym?

Pretty much :/

I suspect Lynx might be referring to Rowling’s pseudonym of Robert Galbraith.

Cricket!

Still laughing about Ronald McDonald a solid minute later. More people need to see this one!

Yeah, it's just a case of sitting on my good side/looking at me when you speak. Don't want to deceive people but also don't want them to assume that I'll be "difficult".

Yikes, yeah that's bound to be a shock.

Bummer. Whereabouts in London? Initially thought Camden...

I'm trying to launch myself into online dating properly after only dipping my toe briefly into the waters of OKStupid and promptly running away in horror. On a paying site now (Guardian, for Brits) and seem to be getting some nice messages.

Late entry, but: dancing with the cats. Training the pup to do it on two legs...

This needs to be higher for topical relevance!

Is this them? http://www.bedstu.com/rumba-silver (change the colour!)

It is great, really recommend it, hope you like it!

It's from Pirates! An Adventure with Scientists, though I think it might be something else in the States...

If period fiction is your jam, I cannot recommend enough "Under an English Heaven" about American Air Force pilots operating out of England and the village they're staying in. It's fantastic.

Any genre of literature you're looking for in particular?

I'm so sorry :(

Right there with you :( I've started wondering if I legit have an issue. Bummer central.