I would love to have a roommate that made adorable videos with my dog when I'm not there.
Audrey Walker
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Gah, I'd have given in right away. Pets figure that out right away about me. My ex gf had two cats and two dogs, and they had me figured out in less than an hour. She was all "They may take a while to warm up to you..." and they were all "This guy is ok, looks like he might have food..."
Somewhere out there, a design team is jokingly putting silicone boobies on one, and inadvertantly getting ready to change the world.
Certainly not someone who needs to TELL you he's not a creep before you ever meet!
"Nothing like the ol' "I'm not sure you're serious until the last line" gag."
Because lots of women get ARRESTED for prostitution for suggesting such things. Where as it's just an funny offer if a guy does it. Either Prostitution and Solicitation are crimes or not!
Hey, leave Henry out of this. He's been doing a dirty job damn well for over 20 years, and if people occasionally take advantage of his accommodating nature, variable-speed suction and status as an anthropomorphic inanimate object, well, that's not his fault. #JUSTICE4HENRY
A creep is someone who offers the ride, then only tells her about the bj after they meet
Is he asking for "road head" ... (i.e. she gives him head while he is driving)? Or is the plan to pull over somewhere. Cause "road head" is dangerous fun ... not very safe.
They are! Except for when they're not.
Caucasians are harmless like bunnies.
Right, if you're not creep, maybe just say "I really want to get head in a car, if any women have similar fantasies, get in touch." It's the exchange that suggests you're a creep more than anything.
A blowjob? Eh, if I'm going Montreal to Toronto I'd rather just take Air Canada and feel like I'd been properly fucked.
Oh, and he's caucasian! That means he must not be a creep!
On modern vacuum cleaners, suction is adjustable.
What really sold me was his brand new car. And the fact that he's such a safe driver.