...become a good rapper who makes good songs, or get out of the way to make space for someone who will.

So he should either stop making music/money, or start performing in a way that is better than the way that made him ultra-successful?

You know who also learned persuasive speaking skills? Hitler.

Both bits can be considered “stolen” from urban dictionary. Even if Amy and Patrice wrote the joke together, it isn’t that great of a joke. I’ve seen the special, and she should have closed on hundreds of other bits that were far better.

I’m pretty sure I’ve heard friends make that joke since 1994, it’s not particularly funny or original from either of them. Amy and Wendy have the same cadence and the same punchline-swallow style. Maybe Amy bit that from Wendy but this is hardly a joke steal.

“I made a joke about dating, and then AMY made a joke about dating!! THEN I made a joke about boobs, and of course Amy went and made a boob-joke too! Then I did this whole bit where it would be surprising that I was being crass because I am a girl, you know? Guess what! AMY went and did that too! And Amy NEVER steals…

Get over yourself haha.

It didn’t look intentional. It’s terrible that this guy got hurt, but I think the refs went a little overboard.

I hate Louisville, but I still don't think he should have been ejected.

Amazing how these refs can be so inept at enforcing targeting even with replay. That was not even close to targeting.

ROFL I completely missed it IM A FRIKN IDIOT AND I COMPLETELY OWN UP TO IT. IF EVERYONE COULD PLEASE CALL ME AN IDIOT SO I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS SHAME!!!!

there we go

I thought you were talking about Fallout 4 until you got to DLC.

Quality and Quantity > Brand Awareness

The Cotton Gin made the need for slavery but sparked the national debate leading to the Civil War. So in a terrible tangential way, the cotton gin ended slavery....... I watched the entire Ken Burns doc with my dad on over Thanksgiving weekend and felt like I should say something about it before I forget all 300 hours…

Hi. I’m the author of that post. Now that I’ve been asked this question over text and IM a half dozen times, I think I would slot it between #9 and #10.

I strongly believe the theory that Farve is so old that he watched all his urologists die of old age and sends pictures of his dick out of heart administration desperation.

If you’re pissing people off with your journalism, then you’re doing your job. Ruffling feathers, even if you’re entertainment reporters, is par for the course. Don’t stop doing it just because a couple publishers are a wee bit on the childish side of things.

This whole thing is like a soap opera. I can’t wait to read the next chapter! It be funnier if kids weren’t getting their hearts broken.

This is ridiculous. You can’t treat parents this way. They have the right to know what is happening at their child’s school and to bring up their concerns. The school I work at does have problems but we make sure to treat our parents well and address their concerns as best we can. There are some parents’ demands that…