I see that and raise you two elementary school girls doing the Jim Carey version of the Grinch with a model Whoville made out of less blocks than would fit in two shoeboxes for the most indulgent parents ever.

Bob may be only an amateur historian but that is some professional level snark.

I hate to tell everyone hoping to see this professionally produced and performed version that you really missed the pinnacle of Anastasia retellings, which took place in a friend’s basement when we were all in elementary school. We memorized the entire movie and performed it verbatim. 5 girls. 1 onstage meltdown.…

Is Beiber trying to become one of the Kardashians now??

But then who would you all make sandwiches for?

Professional photographers cost a lot of money because they’re worth a lot of money. You want a professional to take photos for 8-10 hours, then process/airbrush/curate those photos? It’s going to cost you at least $1500. Anything less and you’re probably dealing with an amateur and/or a crook.

Kinda surprised that the pics on her page aren’t stolen, as they’re not terrible. Wonder if this was just an off night or those were the only decent pics from those other weddings.

Having a camera and being able to point the lens at things does not make you a professional photographer. It makes you a person holding a camera.

Dudes usually have to be around 75-80 before they get to the tripping balls state.

DON’T YOU PUT THAT CURSE ON ME

Well fuck you kinda just nailed me down and stared into my soul

I 100% don’t get the snark. Life can be lonely AF and not all of us like being glued to our Laptops commenting on Jezebel all day eating cheese and intermitenly checking out cats on Neko Atsume. Community living is great but hard to carry out in cities, as long as the price is reasonable this is a fab alternative

Excuse me. It’s a contact lens.

“Foodies" are the worst kind of people. We all eat girl, we all eat. It doesn't make you special. Go ahead and eat that emu reduction served in the nose of a dead falcon.

My experience is their first response will be negative, but all you need to say then is “So I need to return this one and order another to get the sale price?”

My experience is their first response will be negative, but all you need to say then is “So I need to return this…

I have to say as an adult rewatching this, I am very disturbed by the child in “pimp imagery” and also throwing a party at 13 without adult supervision. Very upset.

I guess my real question is, did he really beat Shaq at basketball? Always been v. impressed.

As an identical twin, it annoyed me purely because they seem to be playing up to the stereotypes that are expected of twins - it wears thin after getting the 8,000th time of people asking “do you finish each other’s sentences”, “do you feel each other’s pain”, “can you read each other’s mind” and the gross “twins...…

Like, half the staff of Jez just got fired for no discernible reason (except for C.A. Pinkham, which, good riddance.) They don’t have great job security.