Reminds me of a quote from “The Birdcage”: “Oh, I know what you’re going to say. “If you kill the mother, the fetus dies, too.” But the fetus is going to be aborted anyway, so why not let it go down with the ship?”

Ironically, this is exactly the sort of thing that makes me think humanity deserves an Angry Old Testament God reboot asap. Bring on the flood. 

Seems like the Saudis are a perfect match for our hypocritical“Christian” elites, then!

I don’t tennis. Can someone explain to me what is “appropriate” lady tennis garb?

My company goes semi-casual every summer. Last year I wore jeans most days, but this year I realized how much nicer it is to just live in sundresses (and the occasional skirt) and Keds. I’m committed to the no pants life.

Can we talk about the fact that the classmate also elected to attend Catholic University and still found this shit insane? 

I thought I was the only thief!

He studied part-time with the same mentor after college.

Or you could just wash your damn spoons. Buy 12 more for 9 bucks if you’ve just go the one spoon now. (Lifehacker, hire me! I can squeeze in some sweet, sweet Amazon affiliate cash into even the dumbest prompts)

I made it to “Sexual harassment was a problem, for sure. But the term did not yet exist and the problem was not formally recognized.” in the original article. Technically correct is the grossest kind of correct.

Is that a test or is it just a doctor giving a kid albuterol using a spacer?

That publish date for the Gary Oldman link, tho...

The GoFundMe page wasn’t started by Delgado. It was created 16 months ago (shortly after the massacre) by Kelly Anderson Kutcher.

Pass...

Pass...

#teambetty

I am so disappointed at how far I had to scroll to find this comment. Literally my first thought after reading the headline.

I’d actually recommend the whole 40 minute lovefest on c-span.

Thank you! It is one of my favorite written pieces ever!