But when are you going to have a baby? Those eggs aren’t getting any younger...

Like Portlandia?

Even in the 2nd season! It’s a great running joke.

Maybe not pre-Kanye, but definitely a performance piece at this point.

Definitely a sociopath:

Yick.

I thought I did, until I had to quit “Masters of Sex” mid-second season. Now I’m also firmly camp “What is Michael Sheen?”

Reminds me of my ex-boyfriend’s mom, who tried to guilt me into doing an engagement shoot for her stepson and his fiance. They were willing to pay, I think, but I was just a teenager with a dslr. Not a portrait photographer. It was awkward to repeatedly decline, but less awkward than ruining their engagement photos.

Forever 21 and drunk Taco Bell were made for each other.

I didn’t even notice that! I want to live in that world.

“Our customers are young. There are also quite a few bars and restaurants along the boulevard,” Pouzol continued. “When we see them during the day they tell us, ‘Last night, I bought this or that and it was really helpful.’

Maybe she thought you were the second coming, about to instantly turn grapes into altar wine?

5 Year Engagement (or something like that). It’s the longest movie ever, peppered by believable personal stress pinpricks.

I firmly disagree.

Why won’t they debate in Brooklyn? What’s the matter with Brooklyn?

1) Super proud that I had to mouse over the “filed to” tags to figure out what this is about.

Starred because I love Allison Janney gifs.

And, of course, Lilly dresses seem designed for children and then sized up.