Right? I’ve never seen a more accurate face.

Venti iced black eye, no room. Because I hate myself.

Yes! I would like this to happen now, universe.

I am not. I worked a few summers digitizing a photographic collection at my local archive and loved it, but the staff assured me that I did not want to go into library science. They were all great people who were passionate about their work, but all had massive debt, some couldn’t get better work than what I was…

Maybe they meant “deeply indebted library-science majors”/archivists.

The special plant-based and carb-heavy diet was developed by Marco Borges,

Dear Helen Mirren,

So true. Have all the gifs!

I didn’t know I wanted it until just now, but I would watch the shit out of a Melissa McCarthy late night show. She’s quick, genial, and has the improv background to keep things moving.

Everything about this screencap in particular is marvelous.

She really does. I didn’t mean what I said to be so harsh. Actually, if Caitlyn’s makeup routine was one she learned from Kris, then we can imagine a heartwarming movie montage of two former spouses hanging out, painting each other’s nails, and growing into BFFLs.

This is how acceptance is gained. When someone (or a conglomeration of someones) realizes a profit can be made. I’ll take it, I guess.

What’s the problem? He’s just asserting how totally heterosexual he is using examples he (probably) picked up from the American Pie franchise. What could be wrong with that?

“Semi Homemade with Sandra Lee” was criminally underrated for how criminally insane things were.

I will never not think of Sandra Lee and Sandra Lee’s latent alcohol (“cocktail”) problem when tablescapes are mentioned. “Semi-Homemade” was probably my favorite show and I’m so glad she’s my First Lady.

I have never been so happy to take a comment out of the greys. Well fucking said.

All I need to “gear up” for my next run.

All I need to “gear up” for my next run.

Full disclosure - I would wear the shit out of this. Also, do you think it counts as business casual?

I started to scroll and kind of assumed it was just some higher level snark. Reminded me of days of Gawker Media gone by.

Wait til she discovers “jet fuel can’t melt steel beams.”