I think you can close the comments now. We’re not gonna get better than this.

Bossypants as a lifestyle guide. Do it. Live it. Fey it.

This is amazing. Thanks, Tina, for revealing the shape-wear struggle to such a broad national audience.

Or we could send one of these pregnant girls to his office every day. We could send a different girl every single day for the next 7 months because there are so many other them.

Personally, I was hoping for Fighting Sue, and have their mascot be a middle-aged white lady.

For juuuuust a glance I thought I saw Bruce & Kris Jenner in the most amazing outfits.

I don’t care who this is - this dress is amazing and ridiculous and perfect.

they look like amazing Easter eggs

I almost love this look. It needed a more interesting neckline (sweetheart with straps?), but otherwise super cute!

This girl on her bike put this in my head (because it’s gonna hit 80 here in NY today and she looks schools-out-for-summer-relaxed):

I just started work at a place where everyone is a Christine/Kristy (including me) and my supervisor incorporates her middle Marie into her 1st name. I, Christine/Kristy-variant Marie, have no nickname left to take!

My mom is Ann Marie, my sister’s middle is Elizabeth, and my middle is Marie.

I’m already crying a little and all I’ve seen is the headline and that picture.

Todrick is like peak nickname name. Endless combinations!

Have You Ever Heard Two More Beautiful Words Than ‘Competitive Vaping’

*since Gore technically won.

We don’t know yet, they just keep shooting them.

Broken foot? She just wanted to get in on that Ariana Grande baby lifestyle.

As an American, I’m gonna need this in “pyramid” or “plate”-form.