I giggled in my office just now.

My conservative little cousin says he will move to Canada if Hill wins. I was like, dude, really? Conservative bastion of misogyny, Canada?

Related: the number of times I blurt out “is there anything else I can help you with?” when I know damn well I haven’t the time. It’s the same issue, I need to take the 10 seconds to think before I speak.

Tom Selleck lost weight. And height.

Are we sure he’s not just Mike Myers’ longest-running character?

Tilda Swinton! Wes Anderson! Why???

Worse still, Google suggested “David O. Russell nephew” when I tuped “David O. Russell n.” And brought me this awful Daily Mail article that misgenders her throughout and uses the phrase “transsexual nephew” over and over. On the bright side, this 2014 DM article, while still icky and terrible, uses “transgender…

I hope these were just three strangers who found each other because of the magic of Coachella and friendship.

wut.

This look is actually cool. I think it's the hat that pulls it together.

Cone-oli, done.

I am the podcast type and I really couldn’t get into 99% Invisible. Any suggestions for best picks?

I was hoping you’d comment because I love your username. And it’s a damn shame that Wilma Mankiller never came up in a history class. And that we spent more time on Jackson’s issues with banks than on the Trail of Tears. And that the Trail of Tears is the extent of what most American high schoolers know about what…

I’ve also heard it argued that American paper money is unfair/discriminatory toward those with visual impairment or blindness because it’s all one size and can’t be distinguished in any way but sight.

If Jackson is any example, you can literally be a genocidal asshole and still be on the $20, so long as you’re dead.

Jackson was against paper currency and oversaw some of the worst atrocities committed in the Native American genocide. Mankiller led a badass life despite crippling policies toward Native Americans still in place from the Jacksonian era and became the first female Cherokee leader. I want to see her face and more faces…

This is my 2nd Not Soap product from Birchbox. This one is beach-scented, the last was lemony-happy. They're nice enough - scents are always interesting, lather well, etc. - but not quite enough to buy full-size or abandon my LUSH soap habit. They make the shower smell wonderful, though.

I got the Mad Men "California" Birchbox (yours is the NY version). It came with: