Man that is just like my engagement story. I was putting away some groceries while my husband was doing the dishes and he said “Let’s get married” and I said “Sure”.

Also, somebody please go check on Drake.

Counter point, Gretzky played most of his career in a league where talent was far more concentrated (21-26 teams for most of his run) so it was harder to pick apart a team’s bottom six forwards. and bottom D pairing. While I agree today’s goalies are better, they also have a technology and equipment advantage that…

Get the fuck out of here with that “Oh it’s impressive until you see who he was playing against” bullshit.

Fuck that. If I’m on the low ground, that just puts me at ball-punching height. No issues with taking an openly presented sack attack under these circumstances. No dumb shit at a football game who gets into a fight is going to remember my lack of honor in combat once the Coors wears off, anyway.

Little trick I picked up over the years. If you’re fighting from the low ground, you’re going to want to duck real low, so your opponent has to adjust their stance and lean over more to make contact. You’re taking them out of their center of balance and at this point, you grab them by the waist of their pants and…

All y’all are goofing on poor Rashaan as just one of the many great NCAA running backs who never made a dent in the NFL. I prefer to remember him another way:

Tune in to ESPN at 8 PM EST on Saturday to see who gets his room in the Nissan® Heisman House!

Bad week to be a good college running back / bad NFL running back. If I were Curtis Enis I’d be laying low.

Dude. A child is being raped. In front of your eyes. We all want to get ahead in life, but come the fuck on.

Nothing dispels the notion of your university being a creepy cult like controlling the hiring practices of a local drug store to spite a former employee

This is the same team that was bitching about the Patriots exploiting the rule book right??

(((cums)))

Kim Pegula, who owns the team along with her husband Terry. I should have added that the hacker didn’t need to call her a cunt.

+1 Hoooooooooooooo!.. Tough guy.

This is what I immediately pictured.

C’mon, there is a 0% chance you would have made this post if that picture didn’t exist, right? I don’t want to be overly sensitive, but the dude is either dealing with serious mental issues, serious addiction issues, or a combination of the two.

What was the purpose of this post other than mental illness click bait? “Look, here’s a guy who hit rock bottom, how fascinating!” No context, no story, just “funny weird picture that will get us traffic.” He’s not in the public eye anymore so definitely not newsworthy. I love Deadspin but come on, this is the kind of…

I consider myself to be a huge Simmons fan.