Was merging onto to GA 400 — aka Fury Road — here in ATL several months back, looked up to notice the woman in front of me in a black BMW had BOTH HER HANDS IN HER HAIR and was effectively merging into 70mph traffic with her knees. If you can imagine it, it has been done.

Having a team in LA affects TV rights deals big time. That pie Jerry’s got both chin-balls deep inside.

+1 Maeby someone will get it

O her was so forgettable in that game, he started dating George Michael Bluth.

Listen, you can’t have 50 luxury boxes AND functional turf. Corners had to be cut somewhere, and when you’re watching half a dozen players tear their ACL on a beautiful 62" 4k display, set in solid oak, from the comfort of a single source leather recliner, sipping pinot from the vineyard on the roof of Levis stadium,…

Having Timmy on the ticket could shore up Popovich’s campaign with the big fundamentalist voting bloc.

I don’t know about others, but this is how Russell Wilson reacted at his post-game press conference after what was a much more heartbreaking SB loss than the Panthers just faced:

You got the Juice now. +1

Last one out hit the lights and lock up. Thread is closed.

On my balls, on my dick then I bust a nut quick. On her face, on her chest, stick my dick between her breasts. Come on fellas, let’s get weird. Stick your dick up in her ear.

Luckily, Olsen’s wife will never see this.

A deeply mediocre team quarterbacked by Nick Foles isn’t exactly a big draw for the citizens of Los Angeles

The athletes really need to sit down and say screw this I’m staying home. The cost of not competing is wasting 4 years of your life and physical prime and having to wait another 4 years at maybe getting another chance. The risk of going is MRSA and never competing at anything ever again. Also every water born…

Whenever I start feeling like I’m a little too cultured and high-brow, all I have to do is read a round-up like this. The fact that a 37 year old woman would be crying with laughter over poop stories proves that I will never really grow up.

No, I now know where your hands have been.

Ciara already tried a Future upgrade; it didn’t take.

This motherfucker is so corny I swear Congress is gonna subsidize him in the next farm bill.

Everyone thought it was great until they remembered the number of times they’ve played beer pong at his house.

I actually like this one better than Not Your Fathers and the abv is higher, 5.8%

Nouveau Ring