Pretty adorable in the classroom, but I bet it got awkward at recess when he was the last one picked for kickball.

+3 and out

This is a canonical example of mansplaining.

He’s just paraphrasing what he read in Ben Carson’s autobiography.

Brian Williams was the first to report it, on location.

Donald Trump remembers seeing thousands of Muslims cheering Cam Newton’s pay-for-play scandal.

This might be one of the most disappointing videos I’ve ever seen. I kept waiting for the bear to attack him. Bite him, maul him, whatever, just do what bears do and let this jackanape know that splashing water in their face is a bad idea.

I redirected her attention to the cheerleaders and mascot.

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

Cohaagen is sending Richter and various other goons to kill JPP. Gotta keep charging the Martians for that air...

To be fair, you can’t hurry Love. No, you just have to wait.

He already added the 1 for country code.

dammit i told dave joerger to blow on the cartridge but noooooooooo

Always sample size Truthers

Pretty much. Although, I'm also noticing a lot of claims in this thread that they would support the cop even if their kid behaved that way. I don't buy it though. Every time some suburban white kid does something wrong, their right wing "personal responsibility" preaching parents do all they can to cover up or deny it.

I’m saying treating classroom discipline of 14 year olds as a criminal matter is so insanely, bizarrely, mind numbingly dumb that I’m surprised you figured out how to tie your shoes this morning let alone be able to leave a comment.

That, right there, is the face of a female journalist who knows she just heard some straight bullshit...but also knows if she dared to speak up and call him on said bullshit would wind up as yet another verbal punching bag for the Skip Bayless and Steven A. Smith’s of the world just like every other sports journalist…