What a wonderful world it would be if the “science” advanced by the moneyed interests were all true. Nobody with HIV would die of AIDS, the earth would naturally fix itself, poor people would live like kings from trickle-down economics, and hey, smoke if you got ‘em because those cigarettes are good for you! And…

Last week Michigan-Michigan State, this week Florida State-Georgia Tech. The gods of the special teams demand a sacrifice or this will continue every week.

Same here. I’m totally TeamBernie, but. If that pipe dream tanks and I’m forced to live with Hillary, after all that, I’m okay with it. Well, at least I could make my peace with that a lot easier than if any one of the GOP clowns win.

The best part of the recent Kirk Cousins dust up is watching the DC media become incredulous at the the idea that Jay Gruden and themselves are giving a Kirk a pass that wasn’t afforded to RGIII.

Passionate fan or guy who bet $10,000 on Michigan to win?

Detroit fans take similar pictures, but most are tongue-in-cheek.

That matches the physical description of the average Texan.

So the shooter was egged on, fell from a wall, and was injured in the fall. I think we’re looking for Humpty Dumpty.

Somehow you typed “comments from people who are right and speak the truth” and it came out as “trolls.” You might need a new keyboard

The fuck is that!? Lime Jello, celery, olives and cheese? Shudders...

That’s not just a word salad, that’s a word jello salad.

If you drew a venn diagram of Americans who support Trump and Americans who like soccer, it’d pretty much be two separate circles.

Public defenders usually have 90-120 clients at any given time. They give a shit, or they wouldn’t be working there. But it’s literally impossible for them to devote this kind of attention to each client. If that pisses you off, you should contact your representatives to allocate more funds and hire more public…

I think that one of the main reasons these jokes are considered acceptable is the way it was framed by the media - as a Barnes vs. Fisher battle . Two rich men acting like High Schoolers over a girl is funny. However, that framing eliminates Gloria from the story. By doing so, it eliminates the real terror that must…

To be fair, I don’t want anyone with titties calling baseball games for me either, which is why I’m thrilled that Curt Schilling is still suspended.

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+1, and an audible snort.

To be fair, it’d be cruel to make Buffalo fans snort their coke off a mirror.

Could have been worse, the priest could have pulled something else.