I’ve done a little museum research in Paris. Find an academic who has been published in your field or an allied field in English. Make them your new best friend. You’ll feel far more comfortable asking for help and advice in your native tongue, I’m guessing (I always felt on guard when trying to have serious…

Yeah, love labs but....good god. Didn’t realize it was possible to free feed any dog though, so that’s good to know.

;) Am I correct in guessing your dogs weren’t labs?

And let’s not stop there!

I hope so. Is she perfect? No. But she kicks ass. I’m a fan.

You guys...could we be on the verge of having woman in the Oval Office?

I am a Bernie Sanders supporter, but can we please drop this piece of shit narrative? You do understand that the vast majority of Congress voted for it, based on false information, correct? I don’t blame her for it, nor many others on the Dem side, honestly. The Republicans would’ve voted for it even if the…

Between this and her debate performance, she has blown most of the old school knocks against her out of the water. She’s been smart, direct, passionate, funny, and above all human.

There was a response she made after Congressman John Lewis (who is awesome by the way) used his time to harangue the committee for wasting…

My Dad described yesterday’s affair perfectly; “one increasingly presidential looking lady surrounded by a circus of sweaty assholes”.

Y’all, they plagiarized the pitch. Gillian Flynn should sue.

My boyfriend and I had been dating for maaaybe a month when, one night during some semi-drunk sexing, he managed to hit the perfect spot to rupture an ovarian cyst the size of my fist that I didn’t know existed. He then had to call his mother - at 3 in the morning - to come and drive us to the emergency room because I…

My apologies in advance for the long backstory, but it is necessary to fully understand the horrible-ness of the situation. I live in a tiny apartment in New York with my wife and son, which, ever since our son has gotten the ability to walk and talk and whatnot already made sex a fairly covert affair (the window of…

Scene- My bedroom, 2 AM, after a bottle and a half of wine.
Players (In a theatre sense, not like, a gross way to say ‘lovers’ or whatever)- My husband and also my me.

We were young, early 20’s, shitty on wine, having laugh sex, where we sort of clumsily bounced around the bedroom, laughing and not totally putting all…

A Story of Few Words: A Sexy Haiku

This guy is going to shit all over Stewart’s legacy isn’t he. I’m not hopeful, having read his infamous Twitter output. Jews, fat chicks, harr harr not funny.

Quiet down ladies, a man is here to explain everything to us.

But he brought it up to dismiss concerns about the lack of women in comedy. If he had brought up those examples as a counterpoint to a statement like, “there are no good women working in comedy right now,” or “women aren’t that funny,” those would be great examples. But he’s using that to silence criticism of the late…

I would have been a lot more excited for the Daily Show with Jessica Williams.

They are married to him.

Several halloweens ago, I was at a house party with a few friends and lots of people I didn’t know. I walked into the bathroom and walked right in on a nun giving a BJ to Jesus while he was drinking a glass of wine and smoking a cig.