Also, your old-ass Rainbow sandals smell like shit.

My main confusion is—Babs couldn't get a screener to watch in the privacy of her home? Really? I feel like that would just be de rigeur, but any industry people want to correct me?

Yeah, I've already had this argument a few times. The parents that object might not be worried that their kids would be scarred for life by seeing some cleavage, but probably more-so because they don't think it's appropriate for a middle school football coach to be taking a bunch of tweens to go look at TITTAYS.

"Just win, baby."

Even for the quotes that are right, it's still pretty despicable that football teams (I'm sure the Browns aren't the only one) use quotes by people that were probably said in the context of fighting slavery or apartheid and not worried about defending Terrell Suggs on 3rd-and-long.

Pulled pork is great! I wrote a huge long paean to the stuff, and it's ranked in the top 15 here!

Here's Foodspin's own crab cake recipe. I've had more crabcakes in MD/DC/VA than I could ever hope to count.

I'm not a brand snob and I'll usually give the generic a try and call it a success if it's 90% as good. But one thing I will not compromise on is Q-Tips. Generic Q-Tips are horrible in all ways imaginable and some that have yet to be dreamed up.

Cabel Maddux...most self centered, money driven, shit bag in the lacrosse world. I played for 2 years on his madlax teams and had the same experience as this family. Disrespectful guy, however most of his coaching staff is great...just pray you never actually play for him. Best advice if you make a madlax team, be an…

Eighth grader, dude. The kid is in the 8th grade.

By George, this has to be worst incident ever associated with Landon lacrosse.

An Aaron Hernandez-themed circus? That sounds stupid. How can you have a circus without any rings?