The biggest balls of the night belong to whomever hit the button to drop that confetti.

Pretty sure “Dancing” usually almost always implies fucking.

I’m almost positive that the dance partners on this show are contractually obligated to have sex with each other.

I mean, so they definitely had sex right?

He can move fast laterally, but apparently only when the ball is in his hands. He’s one of the worst on-ball defenders in the league.

This is really good. As I was reading this I was thinking something similar. Wiggins is a good wing whowhoight have been able to help prop lebron up as he aged and he wanted him gone.

Let’s be fair, Kyrie Irving got thoroughly outplayed by Shane Larkin last night. If I were LeBron, I’d skip passive aggressive and go right for aggressive aggressive with Irving. There’s no excuse for that.

“Hey Dan, trade the #1 pick with a bright future, who also happens to play my preferred position, for Kevin Love or I don’t come back to Cleveland.”

I have followed my feelings. And my feelings have followed my penis.

I really thought using -gate for any scandal was a uniquely terrible American thing. Finding out they use it in other countries is not welcome news...

+1 hour of watching naked fat/ugly people with dick in hand waiting for someone hot to show up so I can finish the job circa 1996

Real Sports is easily one of my favorite programs on HBO. Way better than Real Sex.

Maybe this is weird, but I think part of the reason Windhorst gets so much hate is because he’s on TV a lot and he’s really, really bad on television. As a reporter, he’s better than most. But on TV, he somehow comes off as both awkward and incredibly smug. That is not a combination that endears you to anyone.

I’ll leave a comment I don’t feel like backing up (otherwise known as “rumor”), but I have read some French tennis people aren’t happy that the butt picking retriever from Spain is the greatest champion at Roland Garros.

This is exactly why I don’t get out of bed in the morning. Like, fuck a 50% chance of dying!

Starting now I am banning anybody that mentions traveling.

Welcome to Deadspin, Clover!

Five children left behind. Fuck, man. FUCK. All because of what? Some woman was stupid enough to drive with her dog in her lap?

This is a man who, 4 years ago, looked at the presidential race, spotted Newt fucking Gingrich, and thought to himself, “that’s my guy.”