Luckily, Olsen’s wife will never see this.

At what point does the world realize that Steph Curry is actually kind of a dick? I mean, I obviously love watching him play and his confidence is absolutely justified, but he just vibes “douchey rich kid” soooo hard.

For what it’s worth, if I recall the conversation correctly, Brian Windhorst said on yesterday’s Lowe Post podcast that it was David Blatt’s idea for the Cavs to run more... from before the season! They just hated him (or, at least, disregarded him) so much that they were not doing it.

I was going to joke about how this is just Omer Asik in costume, but King Cake Baby is much faster than he is.

From Picasso’s private photography collection, “Douche in Repose, #9"

“...the owners were charmed by the sheer audacity of Kroenke’s proposal, but were hesitant to stab... and Raiders owner Mark Davis in the gut .”

It’s like he’s two or three airballs ahead of everyone else.

Makes sense, seeing as both take about 14 shots before they get a point

Hearing about a couple named Candi and Jimbo getting divorced because they’re Seminoles but she slept with a Gator is the most Floridian story ever written.

as a woman, I now have to admit that I am truly scared of their bullpen. #AroldisChapman

Maybe they were afraid of straining.

I like my centers al dente

Come on, the basket is moving back and forth, what shit is this?

Another step on his slow descent from Johnny Football to Johnny 99.

The Browns have been lying to people for years about being an actual NFL team so they should get off their high horse.

There’s something fishy about this.

People were baffled by the move to give Carlisle an extension, and I still can’t figure out why. He’s one of the best coaches in the game at drawing great play out of less-than-stellar talent.

Want to hear another sad one? An friend of mine, we volunteered together and she was a great community leader, about 15 years older than me but with twice the energy, thought she had a persistent cold. She finally went to the doctor, who said it was throat cancer. She died two weeks later, before she could even start…

I had completely forgotten the Seahawks used to be an AFC team.