Barber: What kind of look are you going for, bud?

“You just hope he adds some meat on his frame if he wants to go pro. Maybe he gets some heft from his mother, probably one of those video gals we got down here in Atlanta. What? What did I say now?”

Probably the greatest ever in women’s tennis, maybe the best ever in women’s sports period. A few more majors and she will absolutely cement that spot for sure. And to think, about 15 years ago, when Venus was killing it herself, I thought her dad was nuts for saying the younger sister Serena was even better. I didn't…

I get the flu: can barely walk the distance from my bed to the bathroom.

Ten bucks the Sixers draft an actual tank this year

Jon Stewart: “Tommy...you cheating fucker.”

“What a great date night, right, babe?”

I don’t see Cashman offering to give back the World Series trophy that Rodriguez contributed quite handily to...

If you eliminate the rule (and I’m fine with doing that, too), then San Antonio maybe plays that ball a little different, too. It would open up the defense to being able to swat away a ball sitting on the rim like that. I could live with going to the international rules, but I think I like the current rule better. I’d…

For someone I respect as a great coach, he’s such a whiner it’s a joke. He’s always complaining about something, which is funny, because the refs gave his squad quite a few gimmes today.

Doc Rivers on the refs after the game “you know I don’t complain much...” I stopped listening after that.

Tim Duncan 21/11 and stuffing Blake Griffin twice on one possession late in a tight game. Oh, and just turned 39.

Cashman said no change in Tanaka’s elbow.

Intentional. He locks up Love’s left arm, then pushes down with his body, and yanks out dislocating his shoulder. Basketball play? Go sell that shit somewhere else. Clearly the refs were buying it though as they didn’t even call a foul. And not ejecting Perkins for the most flagrant of flagrant fouls - it’s right up…

The classic yank and put your hands up like you didn’t do anything...

He counterbalances Skip Bayless’ race-baiting, angry yelling white man hot takery by being a race-baiting, angry yelling black man with hot takes.

A question as applicable to Skip Bayless as this abuse apologist.

Hey, I’m “Reader William” who got in touch with Tim and contributed this after seeing his tweet a couple nights ago. If anyone runs into any bugs with this, let me know and I’ll do what I can to update.

I bet he wishes he didn't hit that first drive so baddeley.

Bird shot an absurd 81.8 percent from the field