'Innocent until proven guilty' is a standard that exists specifically for and within the judicial system. Yes, it's true that we shouldn't just believe everything we read without question, but that doesn't mean withholding all judgement until a uniquely judicial standard is satisfied is appropriate either.

Anytime happiness is compulsory it's a fucking drag.

Yeah, can’t I just get to my destination without someone trying to fill my life with joy?

I'm possibly an overly grumpy traveler (I'm definitely overly grumpy today, anyway) but no amount of talent would make me happy that person was singing on an airplane.

There is nothing funny about Adam Levine; he is a serious man engaged in serious pursuits, like throwing seriously sexy Halloween parties.

Because everybody feels like #wellactually tonight, I'm just going to quote Wikipedia:

I just love Taylor. I really, really do.

Without making the victims responsible for what happens, one of the groups that have to be trained not to drink in excess are women. They need to be in a position to punch the guys in the nose if they misbehave.

God I'm just so glad no one has ever filmed me dancing.

May we all have such a towel so we can get laid when we need the orgasms for cramp control.

Period sex is awesome. Maximum lubrication. We have a 1970s era beach towel designated for the act (actually, also for when I dye my hair; efficiency!!).

"Is it me, or is Modern Woo in a state of crisis?"

Plus he is the only character more annoying that Piper on OITNB.

Let's be clear, it's not possible to work 60+ hours a week and be there for the home stuff. Maybe once and a while if you're the boss you can arrange your schedule to be there but you aren't doing the daily after school pick ups, the homework, etc. It doesn't matter if you're working three jobs making minimum wage…

Glad someone got it, thought it might have been too subtle.

True, wolf sanctuaries are in dire need of funding.

fuck everything. fuck tech workers

"I think that....that doesn't matter, you know? How you mean things doesn't matter."

I realize that this is going to be unpopular, but I don't know how many of you have seen how paparazzi treat the celebrities they follow around all day. I know that it's a part of the territory and whatnot, but they say awful shit to not only them, but also their families and the people they're with, in an attempt to…

and that they hated each other