So many people have told me that if my son is upset, he should hit the thing he’s mad about and scold it to make him feel better. At playgroup he was struggling to get his shoes on. Another mum picked on up and smacked it (loud enough to make a slap) and said “naughty shoe, do as your told!”
I had to cut in and tell…

My son is obsessed with Bugsnax right now. He will absolutely talk your ear off cataloging which food-bug conbination every single critter is based on. When I started hearing the same names over and over, I bought him a 1,220 piece pack of googly eyes and told him to invent some new ones. I still get the lectures, but…

My son is a terrible time-waster about one thing in particular - his clothes. He lingers over his outfit for the day, laying everything out together, swapping pieces, setting other things aside for the next day. Even when all he has to decide is socks and which shirt to go under his school uniform. It tests my…

He doesn’t talk? At all? Even when he’s interacting with other non-robot actual human actors who I assume talk to him. So... does this whole scene just consist of him staring way way too intensely at these teenagers? Is that why they look so confused?

Bless you for including a Dara clip. There’s always a bit of Dara for every occassion.

And since it’s all over tiktok, I’m sure her students will be thinking the same thing.

Cut them loose. You were fine before without them.

I sounds awful but that was my first thought as well! I’d be having serious concerns about sending my son back to class if this were his teacher.

The various mascots over the years on Cookie Crisp cereal. Because that rubbish never tasted anything like a cookie and I was very disappointed as a kid.

Did you not tell us about the swole psyduck so you could buy them all yourself?

Did you not tell us about the swole psyduck so you could buy them all yourself?

Out of school I worked at a 50s-style nostalgia diner. The owner-boss only hired highschoolers and college freshmen, never anyone older than 19-20, even for work that should have been done by professionals or at least somebody with a resume longer than half a page, like in the kitchen. It wasn’t until after I was…

They just need to cut back on luxuries like 882,353 cups of coffee.

Mine are four and 7 months, and spacing them out has pros and cons. On the positive, the big one is old enough to understand and wait when I say “I need to help your sister”.

We were really blunt when my first son was born: no noisy toys. No beeps, no music, nothing that needs batteries. Zilch. Nada. Give it to us and it’s going on eBay. I was a nursery teacher at the time and my day was already a never-ending cacophony of wheezing light up trains and dolls that played “Let It Go”.

Hey, as long as we can all sit down at the end of the day and agree that that guy definitely tased his nutsack to death.

I wonder if that noose and the fact that the mob got as close as it did has scared GOP members into simply capitulating with Trump rather than further provoke his militia of goons. I mean, if they could erect a noose (a goddamn gallows and a noose for pity’s sake!) and then breach a supposedly secure building... I…

A friend of mine is British and he only gets news about the USA from memes. Then he tries to have conversations with me about what’s going on in DC... I tell you it would test the patience of a saint.

My nan genuinely cancelled Christmas one year.

For smaller button mashers who might not be able to handle goals yet: Untitled Goose Game, and the co-op, Untitled Geese Game.
The goober still hasn’t gotten past the first garden but he’s content to hide boots, turn on sprinklers and otherwise torment that one poor guy forever.

My friend’s last name, for the owner-and-address side.