Last night, my 3-year-old son -- totally unprompted -- finished eating his dinner, walked to the trash can and scrapped his plate, then put his dishes into the kitchen sink. I stood in the corner, agape. And then showered him with praise on how proud I was of him. I couldn’t believe it.

Sleepwalkers it's awful.

It really does tilt back from horrifying and into endearing. 

Huh the tweet from Stellar would actually be a bit of an improvement. In my nonfurry opinion. 

People were definitely aware of the odor. Council Bluffs is my hometown and, while I haven’t lived there in decades, I still have ties to the community. There’s been a lot of talk about the odor of that store — even my old bff talked about it. A lot of people said the odor caused them to not shop there. You kind of…

Yeah, this is where the “we’re not profiling!” angle stops holding up. (I mean, it never held up, but still.) If you’re badgering Black folks for stolen property and a white person with them says “Check my shit” and you refuse, you’re racist as a motherfucker.

Not just “some” white lady...THE white lady:

You know it’s not the same. The Broadway show had kinda creepy costumes sure, but they were super traditional in a theater kind of way- a theatrical make up and costuming style that goes back pretty much to the beginning of time.

This feeeer suuure ain’t that. It’s the mangled, violated corpse of that found down by the…

I believe you mean “catshit”. 

I feel like we need a Fyre Festival style documentary detailing how this disaster of a film came to be.

I’m obsessed with this movie. Not in like a fan way but in a detective who has spent 20 years tracking the serial killer who murdered his wife way.

I want to go see it even though I know nothing about the musical (I want it to stay that way, I want to go in a Cats virgin) and I want to smuggle kitty litter in so I can…

Some of us experimented early with Sims to figure out that holy shit we’re not straight, so thank goodness they left that in

Personally, I think its because my children are colluding to drive my wife and I completely insane.  

Our government isn’t dumb, people. I’m sure they’ve moved the aliens to Area 52 by now.

This story was covered elsewhere in a few places last week. The employee who took the order down wrong was the manager who watched her through the decoration process and then fired her for doing what she was told.

I think it would be better if people stopped looking so hard for biological connections, and instead made those connections with the people they have. If you find out that your father couldn’t possibly be your father, so your aunt isn’t your aunt, and that means you can’t talk to your aunt about things, that’s a sad…

Steven Universe I think is the one thing kids have now that would have uplifted the world of 1988 more than any other. It played a part of me being able to admit I was transgender even when I was 36, just as a measure of how far-reaching and powerful its messages of freedom and love and inclusivity and talking…

I've got two welders, which will be pried out of my cold dead hands. Presumably after I have inadvertently asphyxiated and electrocuted myself. And my hands might not be cold, smoldering is an option. The prying, that's compulsory. 

I can’t imagine the amount of work that was involved in drawing each frame of that game by hand. Take as long as you need guys. A game is not worth your health or happiness.

You went to high school with Poochie?