By all means, yes! We’ll give the toffees to her people. I’ll bring ice cream. Do you think we can stream hulu in the conference room? I don’t think this meeting is going to be very productive anyway.

Ok, but only the Jezzies can eat it. Carly’s people can sit in the corner and jealously watch us enjoy some glorious tiramisu.

The funniest part to me about the GOP’s posthumous fellatio of Reagan is that he would be considered a RINO squish in today’s party.

I’ll come if there’s food. And none of that shit people pull after Halloween when they bring all the candy the kids and their household didn’t want. No, I don’t want those gross orange and black toffees, Karen, they were still in the break room at Christmas last year.

This is what drives me nuts about the Republican party. If the media doesn’t roll over and give them the questions that they want, it’s a conspiracy. If the media points out that their facts are straight-up wrong it’s bullying. I’m so fucking sick and tired of the victim mentality. At some point, reality has to be…

When did progressive become a bad thing? So she’s anti progressive politics? She wants political regression? I’m so confused.

It’s factually true that Carly Fiorina wholeheartedly believes whatever bullshit she’s spouting at any given moment.

Sorry, lieCarly - the “progressive” policy you’re saying hurt women are the conservative wet-dream policies of trickle-down economics and bank deregulation, instituted by your senile god Ronald Reagan. 34 years later, 99% of us still suffer under it.

The candidates group attack of the media is just one more step to complete that echo chamber they’ve been building for years.

IKR. Besides, how the fuck would conservative policies actually be better for women? The GOP is so loudly anti-abortion, anti-affordable healthcare and anti-minimum wage increase that women would wind up dirt poor and possibly homeless mothers, scratching together a living for kids that they knew they couldn’t afford…

I love the “attack the messenger trying to avoid the message” bit.

“Here is the message: It is factually true that women have been hit very hard by progressive policies.”

It is factually true that women have been hit very hard by progressive policies.

“But this is what the liberal media always does, it attacks the messenger trying to avoid the message,” she said. “Here is the message: It is factually true that women have been hit very hard by progressive policies.”

Fiorina is to women, what closeted gay men republican politicians (who support anti-gay legislation) are to gay men.

I love that she went with a dude costume. She nailed it.

you shoulda seen the other photos of her that night. that’s pretty much as close to a ‘normal’ pic as it gets; they’re monstrous, and i’ve never used the word monstrous before.

Woah.

Camren Bicondova as Wednesday Addams wins for me. Creep spot on.

Katy Perry won it, with the Rock as the runner-up.