bethmcvegas
bethmcvegas
bethmcvegas

Opportunistic Monster, thy name is Kris.

Love my girl Kirsten.

How would shethink she could hide that? It’ s not like ebay or that she’s making jam and selling it at a farmers market.

I wish that conversation would decenter the Kardashians and instead focus in on this brand of reality tv as a space that is known for exploiting and fomenting addiction issues, on top of adding a level of absolute publicness that is only going to make problems worse for those who are struggling.

Let’s be fair Pittsburgh is a commonwealth of Ohio, Philadelphia is basically New Jersey without a beach, the rest of the state consists of small pockets of liberal progressives fortifying our cities against the conservative hordes drooling whilst cleaning their assault rifles praying for a zombie apocalypse.

Isn’t there the ALCS to play first? :P

I’m glad he and Khloe are still married.

One of those prostitutes looks alarmingly like Kitty Forman.

Helen Keller Dance Routine.

Cindymoo took care of a patient for over a year at her less job that had a stroke due to cocaine. She was in her twenties, and she was bed-bound, in contractures, unable to feed herself or speak properly. To me, that would be a fate worse than death. This is really sad stuff.

“It breaks my heart that it’s the end of an era and in solidarity, I will be wearing my panties at half-mast.”

Hiding income from a bankruptcy court is really scummy. You have income to pay your creditors you just decide that you would like to have it instead. She isn’t destitute, we’re talking about $755,000 in income.

you forgot to attribute this quote to the state of pennsylvania

Maybe seeing Lamar in this state will be the kick in the ass Scott needs to get his shit together.

Great (old) minds think alike.

This is, right down to the fricking photo, the same thing that came to mind.

Honestly I’m kind of in love with the idea of Kate Middleton and Kim Kardashian in a big feud though. That concept would make the bombest Lifetime miniseries.

Kim Kardashian and Kate Middleton (or Duchess Catherine, whatever) are feuding.

This would be the weirdest fucking couple ever.

I appreciate that when asked, “What do you want me to do?”
The guy said, “UM” instead of “IT’S A FUCKING BEAR I DON’T KNOW YOU COULD DO WHAT I’M DOING WHICH IS JUST CONSTANTLY SHITTING AND PEEING BECAUSE THERE’S A BEAR LUMBERING AROUND LOOKING FOR SOME CHILDREN OR MATH TO EAT.”
“UM” is far more dignified.

ALSO! I’m