I’ve posted previously about my horrendous experience growing up in a fundamental Christian area. We were non fundamental in a town that have very little educational options for those who didn’t toe the church line. There wasn’t even an actual public school available in my area to attend.

He said “graphic depictions of sexuality” not sex. Like he couldn’t deal with relationships being presented.

Dude, you are on a website for cheaters at that point. Surely maintaining an email address just for your cheating is not much of a stretch when it comes to lying.

I hated that video. I needed to slap his obnoxious, entitled little face so hard. Or put him on my laps and spank him like a spoiled little brat like him deserves (and not in a good way).

Life of a bieber wrangler

No one says no to the biebs. You probably have to lure him away from danger with shiny objects.

like herding ignorant cats

Having seen first hand (lol) jimmy fallon’s type on injury. It is awful and horrid and definitely a freak accident. Why is this 911 call anyone's fucking business? And I chipped my tooth on a fucking jolly rancher last week

I can’t imagine what life would be like if I were a “Bieber handler”.

Next week will be Revenge, so while not light, it’ll definitely be cathartic.

Yeah, Kinja was doing this with everything I was copying over from my google docs yesterday. I had thought I got them all, but I missed that one. Ugh. Kinja gonna kinj.

The truly American thing would be to charge for ketchup but give your richer customers loopholes to pay much less for it.

“Fortunately, we had a pretty good relationship with the local cops (again, this was Canada, not America, so all the young cops had Women’s Studies degrees and wanted to help poor people and shit). “

The Man and His Daughter Walk Away, Hopefully Forever

Can we have a light and fluffy BCO next week? The last two have left me really depressed after. Humanity is doomed.

White people who are really fucking high and have a disposible amount of money but lack the sense that the gods gave oysters.

Wouldn’t free ketchup actually be commie? Charging for it is very American and capitalist.

I thought that too, but who gets so much pleasure from fucking with McD’s employees that they’re willing to spend hundreds of dollars and an hour of their time in the service of a prank? If no one is actually going to eat all that food, and it was just a prank, well...that’s commitment.

The burger scam one is exactly why restaurants end up with a policy of “You ate more than a little bit, we don’t believe you when you claim it was terrible.” The couple of times we’ve had to send food back it was clear within a bite or two that there was something wrong.