“He looked and saw he had nowhere to go other than running, and I said, ‘I can outrun you. Give it up.’

Do not turn this into a liberal/ conservative thing. Just don’t. They are all guilty. Most people haven’t read the in depth investigation into Woody Allen, and the money and influence he used to suppress and make disappear evidence. All of them are rapists. So is R. Kelly, and Robert Plant for that matter. It has…

I see where you’re coming from, but a simple “I can’t due to scheduling conflicts” via an agent would more than suffice, I would assume. I think these folks just genuinely want to be in a Woody Allen film more than they give a shit about his alleged history with girls and barely legal daughters of his long-time…

I had a friend named Elizabeth who insisted on being called Elizabeth and corrected anyone who shortened it: “I believe that I introduced myself as Elizabeth, did I not?”. (which is 100% her right) But she got mouthy once with my assistant. Whenever she called he would “accidentally” not put her on hold and shout…

Mouth fingers.

YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAM MOUTH FINGERS WITH THE TYPING.

I refuse to click on that picture of Ansel Fartqueef so someone please just describe it to me. Be fanciful!

Way to go Kim Richards!

To me, Kim Richards looks EXACTLY like Kristen Wiig doing her Kathie Lee impression.

I would honestly love all of this news if it really was Fran Drescher that was getting around. She’s 57. It would be amazing if Gavin and Ben did interviews later where they’re like “She’s very funny and wise and her laugh turns me on while simultaneously making me want to drive nails into my head.” Even Jennifer…

Let’s be real. No one likes any photo of Ansel Elgort.

I read something once about how fathers sleeping with the nanny isn’t due to their physical attractiveness, but because she’s just fulfilling the maternal caregiver fantasy without all the “it’s too real” parts like chapped nipples and stretch marks. I don’t remember the full article because I blacked out from…

It’s a tale as old as time: man meets woman, man marries woman, woman gives birth to their children, man and woman stay together for over a decade, woman gets a job on The Voice, woman loses job on The Voice, man is mostly forgotten by the public apart from the occasional Bush concert or comment about his eternal…

I read something (on Lainey maybe?) recently about how it's this unspoken thing in Hollywood that you hire an unattractive nanny so you don't get Afflecked/Rossdaled. How about not being cheaters? Is that not an option for the bloated Hollywood ego?

Ansel Elgort has a stupid name and a punchable face.

Is it me or has “had sex with the nanny,” replaced “had sex with the secretary?”

Reba wishes she could have been there too, but she had some cheating bastards to take care of.

Know how I know this didn’t happen in Florida?

Yet another danger of ordering off of secret menus.

I love how the pizza bedding is dsiplayed in a spotless, modern-furnishings bedroom. Because I think the Venn diagram of “people who buy this bedding” and “people who have that furniture” is two circles about 500 light-years apart.