Bob really added an extra something to the lede image. That something is concern.

Sorry for introducing you to fine art.

A creepy thing Ashley did on my phone last week was to steal it at a bar while I was sending an email, and text my easily confused boyfriend the following picture (in response to a text about his 9 year-old nephew):

It's been several years and I still laugh every time I think of this old "Drunken Hookup Failure" from Magary's old weekly feature on Deadspin (http://deadspin.com/5792418/the-gr…):

You joke as if that's not a daily fear of mine.

If I were Bob, I'd be terrified to turn around for fear Ashley was right behind me.