Bullshit. Neither one of them has eaten sugar in at least 2 decades, Tom doesn’t even eat strawberries. There’s no way they “devoured” a fucking cake, I don’t care if it was their wedding.

I mean, I definitely see him as a stale cold cut sandwich wrapped up in a gas station fridge, of any variety, but yeah - probably an ever more bland offering. 

I live in Tennessee and went to the General Assembly web site to see details on this. I clicked the name of the person who sponsored the bill and, I shit you not, his professional profile picture showed him WEARING A COWBOY HAT. I find it very hard to believe that DQSH is occurring is this guy’s tiny little districts,…

My brain cannot even process the level of bullshit this guy is spouting. 

Shit, the dude is a plate of nachos, Flanders Style:

Tom Brady is no sentient Italian hoagie. Those have some spice and character to them. He’s like a sentient loaf of white bread.

When I was growing up, summer meetings of the Boy Scout troop were kinda slow. Usually only two or three kids. One summer evening, the church had stocked all their donated clothes in one of the rooms off from the hall where we held meetings. I and my fellow scouts took one look at all the fabulous 80s fashion hanging…

My cousins in Texas were heartbroken when they couldn’t see the “funny princess” at the library anymore. I think they restarted it, but with less publicity.

Not only is this anti-LGBTQ, but it also has really really bad ramifications upon libraries if passed. A parental review board, filled with parents who have no clue how to run a library, deciding which books and events a library can and can’t have? That’s censorship, and book banning on a state level. If this passes…

A few weeks ago there was supposed to be a drag queen story hour at the library in my town. They had to shut it down because of the sheer volume of threats from the public. There are a LOT of guns around here, so you have to take that stuff literally deadly serious. I know of at least 4 kids that were fairly upset by…

You don’t like it? Keep your kid at home and read to them yourself.

My (central-IL) library does DQSH. It’s a very well attended event that had to be moved into the (basement, ugh) auditorium instead of the smaller upstairs area due to the amount of attendees. And I love, love, love that we do it. I know we’ve gotten a bit of blow-back on it, but I think we’ve gotten much more praise.…

So... there was no moderator or event organizer at this thing? No one to yell at him like Anderson Cooper yelled at Blago last week?

Doesn’t sound that deep.

Exactly. The only thing he has in common with refugees is that he, too, has forced others to flee.

“It’s akin to being a refugee...”

The Grammy’s have been a fucking joke for decades now. They don’t recognize actual talent. 

The Grammy award snubs are one thing. But letting Jlo sing a whole motown tribute had to be the last straw. 

Not enough white sauces! I need to know which blue cheese or ranch dressing is the best.

Not enough white sauces! I need to know which blue cheese or ranch dressing is the best.