Have met him. Absolutely not a shit. Genuinely nice and polite and sweet and adorable and all the good things.

Which one is giving Jenny McCarthy a paycheck? And airtime? Oh, the Masked Singer? In that case, fuck literally everything about the Masked Singer. 

Where are the criminal charges as well? Is rape not against the law in Puerto Rico?

Oh, hun, no... I was one of those women. I was raised by a kick-ass, sex positive, amazingly intelligent feminist and a father that adored everything about her. No beatings, no absentee parents, no molestation, blah, blah, blah. It was the 80s. It was fucking Motley Crue. It was fun and I regret nothing.

Get off your…

This is such a shit article... Who are you to define what personal growth is for another person, or how that personal growth is supposed to be exhibited for the world? For that matter, Jezebel regularly shits all over women for not being who the writers at Jezebel believe they should be.

This site is about as…

Seriously? I’m a fundraiser and, no, it fucking isn’t part of my job to be harassed by donors. Jesus fucking Christ... really? No. I expect donors to be decent human beings who have interest in the mission of my organization, nothing more, nothing less.

You make it sound like we’re supposed to whore ourselves out for…

Oh, hi, internet bully. Feel better about your own sad life after shitting all over someone else’s? Especially someone who is already down? 

You slut-shaming prude. Sorry you hate strong sexual women.

You are wrong.

Wow... no. I am a woman and I truly enjoy giving a man head. It’s fun and sexy and I love having that control over him. Just because you personally don’t enjoy it doesn’t mean the rest of us don’t. 

Stop slut-shaming. She can talk about anything she damn well pleases.

For some men, that may be the case. For others, the thought process is something like “I like boobs. I love boobs. Love to see boobs. I would never be offended if a woman sent me an unsolicited boob pic. Hey, I know! I’ll send a dick pic.”

Ladies, if you truly want equality, you are going to have to embrace the dick…

It’s just a dick. It’s for procreation and fluid elimination. Stop getting so bent out of shape. Don’t like it? Swipe left or whatever it is people do on those apps.

This may surprise you, but some women DO genuinely want to see images of men’s dicks, myself included. I think dicks, for the most part, are fucking…

Is it boring to them? Probably not, so why does it concern you? When I was that age, I was perfectly capable, as were my friends, to engage in conversation we all found enjoyable.

What a strange, shitty thing of you to pick on. 

Does this story have a point? Or are you trying to be woke/edgy in regards to two women getting over a disagreement and supporting each other now? Get your head out of your ass, Hazel, and maybe try to be an actual journalist.

Richard Kalkman, per CBS News

Why in every hell should ANYONE need to say they don’t like Nazis? Seriously? That’s the fucking default answer. It’s not on my fucking resume, and it’s not a topic I ever have to have a conversation about. “Hi, nice to meet you, I don’t like Nazis.” Well, duh, no shit. The fact that a little group of turds made her…

So why are you pissed at Taylor instead of the media who reported it ten bazillion times, including right here on Jezebel? Taylor made a post on Instagram... she didn’t give interviews, she didn’t tweet it, she didn’t even put it on her own app. She’s not the one who turned it into A THING. 

She did tell them to get lost. She just didn’t do it as loudly as many think she should have. She sicced her lawyers on them, all the while not speaking of them, not acknowledging they even existed, and certainly not giving them a platform on her shoulders to whine about something else. Good on her for not giving them…

Why give them the free publicity they so very badly wanted by acknowledging their existence? She struck out at them in her own way, quietly, with lawyers, and shut them up without ever having to speak publicly and give them another platform to whine about.