As someone with AdBlocker installed, I have no idea what you are talking about.

“Come on you guys, stop putting your wine glasses and stuff on my box.”

How do his roommates explain this when they bring friends over? “Oh, that’s just Peter, he lives in the sideboard.”

FUCK! Even San Francisco BOXES are expensive.

“...descend into autism...”

The answer to your questions are:

I was there! It was a standard sparrow, and it was adorable, and I keep accidentally saying Birdie Sanders since.

Animals always know better than people. If my dogs don’t like you, I don’t like you.

BIRDIE SANDERS.

there’s a reason i’m not a... birdologist

Meanwhile, on the Democratic campaign trail...

I only ever entered through the small door. Yup, I was in my teens in the 90s.

Of course not. He practically bragged about it. But then again, he doesn’t pretend to be some pious Christian theocrat the way Cruz and Rubio do. He’s just Greg Stillson come to life.

Please pass the popcorn.

The fact that one of them is dead-eyed Trump spokesperson Katrina Pierson is FAR AND AWAY my favorite part of the rumor. Like, do you think Trump knows? Knew when he hired her? Is asking her about it RIGHT NOW? Will someone ask her about it when she does a hit on CNN? Did she wear the bullet necklace the whole time?…

If this is the story Ben Shapiro was alluding to it blows my mind that one would support Cruz’s policies, but suddenly him having 5 affairs is a bridge too far, support withdrawn!