“...one of Chicago’s best neighborhoods...”? I would put money on most Chicagoans disagreeing that Streeterville is one of our best neighborhoods.

This happened at my friend’s job. She was planning a corporate retreat and a bunch of the men she worked with came up with the genius idea to have scantily clad roller girls at the party. She managed to veto it later, but was like seriously wtf?

No it’s true. Also, BLM people drive around campuses at night with their headlights off, and if another car flashes their high beams at them they are ambushed and expelled for triggering.

We will make all the hoverboards here. I have many many hoverboard making friends, and their factories will be magnificent. and anyone that falls off our hoverboards, I’ll pay their legal bill. believe me.

When we were house hunting, my husband and I looked at a house that had a hot tub in the kitchen. In. The. Kitchen. The rest of the house was great, and the location was perfect, but that inconceivable hot tub was a deal breaker. On our way out, the realtor stopped us to ask if we wouldn’t mind telling her why we…

Are you not active on Goodreads, or a reader of any literary blogs like The Millions? Do you not follow The Tournament of Books at Morning News? Do you not look at the NYT’s notable books lists? Because her 4th and final book in the series was published last year and it (as well as the entire series) got LOTS of press…

Well, the chocolate and vanilla ones are great, the strawberry is just ok and usually just ends up being thrown out.

Protesters, please remember, when Trump supporters are punching you in the face, keep the discussion civil.

I wish I lived in a country where presidential candidates knew what first amendment rights were...

She got it mixed up, you’re supposed to put sliced bananas in the socks and a fresh tomato balancing on your forehead. You can trust me, I’m a toothless old timey farmer with leathery skin and a straw in my mouth.

We have a few stores that sell Valero branded gas up here in Maine as well. More Texan refugees!

Yes, I want to play with the kids, but only up until they're stinky, then I hand 'em off. (And you can use whatever you want to use! The adjective world is your oyster!)

What are you tassaultking about

I actually sort of buy their excuse for the “rape” search but that doesn’t explain the results for “assaulted.” No one is named “Johnassaulted Smith” or something.

The JFK reference threw me. He was a democrat and notorious philanderer. What? Isn't this against everything your party stands for?

“The rectum is an exit, not an entrance”

That...is not what 10-week fetus feet look like!

For the love of dog, what does it mean to RAGE LIKE W ?

There’s coke involved maybe? And pretzels?

Anna, I hope Gawker Media is also footing a massive bar tab for this because I know I couldn’t do this sober without my head exploding all over the pink elephant fetus merch.

I'm a fan of a funky print so those skirts are giving me mixed emotions.