I DIDNT EVEN PUT VAPIANO ON THE LIST IT’S ALL LIES

Man, does anyone remember the Ground Round? That was my favorite place on Earth as a kid. I could play arcade games in the lobby, eat chicken wings, watch silent Chaplin movies, get a slider sundae... That place was the best.

EAT SHIT (if they served shit at Fresh Choice, it would only be the finest organic shit and you could customize it with whatever buffet fare you wanted because it’s a restaurant for “the people”)

Pour one out for the ESPN Zone.

Me and my girlfriend are currently obsessed with the $4 long island iced teas from TGI Friday’s. We are drunken, drunken trash

There were two days of debate over whether the chain diners—Denny’s, IHOP, etc—counted as casual dining. They would have scored highly had they been included.

It’s a 30 second image in Illustrator.

Am I the only one that thinks those aren’t the same?

Since when has having sex in time off been “fucking all over the ship”? You seem very angry and judgemental about this. Is there something else bothering you?

1. Do you think these people work 24/7?

I am finding ‘all of the sudden’ very charming but I suspect it is one of those things that is much less quaint when it’s happening at you.

Bullshit. Maybe over 75 or 80, but tons of 65 year olds have iPads and iPhones. And Apple watches, and FitBits.

he uses computers all the time. computers love him. he has fantastic computers, with many many friends.

Even though her green laser was more powerful than Hill’s her backup guy had the super powerful Violet laser.

Is this a weird joke or did you really infer from my anecdote that I was saying I went to college with Chris Rock?

I’ve never heard of this conspiracy theory but I’m going to now blindly believe it. Must be because of the Bearenstein universe I live in.

My mom asked me, uncomfortably, if it was true that Donald Trump was running for president because she'd been under the impression, until Tuesday this week, that it was an elaborate satirical sketch.

A plumber/medium? Now there’s a back-up plan.

Can we refer to this place as a “Boooooooooooo-k store”?

Yep! We got an email from a lovely commenter being like, “Send Anna on this thing” and my bosses were like, “OK” and I was like “wait I was mostly kidding when I said I wanted to go and wrote a pitch” and they were like “No, too late,” and I was like “....” and then I went.