Taylor will sail past Newport with Amber’s fingers in her ass before she has sex with Kanye.

It’s a gallery. There is no way in hell someone working for a museum as a curator could afford this shit. Contemporary galleries are absurd.

Oh, come on. It’s how you wear them....

There are so many nouns in this story that I am meeting for the first time.

Friend had a theme party a long, long time ago. It was Goth, Glam or Granola. Granola was always my go to because I’m lazy and it was easy and as hard as I want to pull off Goth it looks silly on me.

I have a Philip Treacy story you’d love if you like him. If you don’t I am NEVER TELLING YOU THE STORY.

Xanax, Ambien, gin and a sparse lunch before shopping.

But if she was wearing those, she could have just stabbed the other passenger, like a bull, instead of biting the other passengr’s ass.

Is it like going to army?

“e”s are for the poors?

She’s been “to haute couture”, huh? I’ve heard it's nice this time of year.

Uh something like this...? So confused

Money.

Who the fuck is letting this woman work as a curator? She can’t even curate her own headwear.

Are you sure that she’s an art curator and not in the Marketing Department of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation? Because she sounds like a person that will be first against the wall when the revolution comes.

A) Shut the fuck up.

She used literally correctly and you seem to be the one with reading comprehension issues. Go troll elsewhere.

You’re probably also baffled by the fact, that we have traffic laws, cuz if everybody would just drive carefully, we’d be ok, amirite?

I’m probably biased as an attorney, but I don’t think these things are as intuitive as you may believe. Employee manuals that lay out clear expectations of staff are always needed, IMHO.