betawriter2
betawriter
betawriter2

When I see fleece like that all I can think of is DOG BED. It looks like a dog bed. I actually say it out loud, too.

It’s really scary when you realize Kim Kardashian is the smart one in that relationship.

Kanye is an asshole and will always be an asshole.

Kanye "asked his wife for her blessings" to... call Taylor Swift a bitch?

Stick a finger in him. He’s done.

Somehow I just can’t picture Taylor being willing to do....that with her impeccably manicured fingers.

Straw Man argument.

I didn’t think I would have an opportunity to use this again so soon.

She keeps using that word. I don’t think it means what she thinks it means.

A line I heard on NPR this morning, from a (dead serious) New Hampshire woman describing how they differ from Vermont denizens:

Why not add an antique lace collar to your plain sweatshirt?

A co-worker discovered that her husband figured out her password and was lurking around her email account. So...she planned a “surprise” birthday party for him. She emailed restaurants, special events, I forget what, I think hot air ballooning. She did enough to make him think he was getting the party of the year. And

Yep, Beyonce just made the Superbowl halftime show all about her. As much as I shudder at the thought of Coldplay she just grabbed the whole thing right out from under their feet.

It couldn’t be any blacker than if she threw off a cape James Brown style.

Since/If you missed it, this entire song is a subtle pro-black anthem. The video makes it way more obvious... but start with some southern black pride:
“You mix that negro with that Creole make a Texas bamma”

Bey, the water from the canal will rot your face off GET OUT

We all have opinions. Mine is that I don’t care about your wrong opinion.

that little boy in a hoodie in front of the police, and the cutting to the “stop shooting us”... damn, that did me in.

“These aren’t uncommon reactions for people who have suffered violence at the hands of sexual or romantic partners (and attacking a sexual assault victim’s credibility is a defense tactic as common as it is ugly).”