Not to be a huge downer (which means I’m about to be a downer) but I’m glad they don’t mention what the rumor was.

What do you mean, toots? He thinks you broads are swell. Gonna have to turn you over and teach you a lesson when you get cheeky though. It’s the only way you’ll learn.

A lot of small business owners don’t think of the this one fact: Your employees will never be as dedicated to your business as you because it’s yours. Even if they have stock, it’s still not as much as yours. This is your baby. Others will care about it, but you are its parent. You can’t blame the baby’s aunts and…

How can someone be so self-important when all they do is peddle cheap clothes that are made by children in factories and will last for 6 months?

Did they get fired for buying Eames chairs?

Can we knock it the fuck off with the ‘Sander’s supporters are naïve and think he’s magic socialist Santa Claus who will enact his entire platform with a wave of his magic wand’ narrative? Seriously. Like, we fucking understand political reality. We know that a good portion of Sander’s platform is going to be…

Trump is realizing he got out scumbagged and will now ramp up his scumbag quotient. It’s going to be a glorious dumpster fire.

If all of that bothers you, you’re going to be really pissed when you come across Sanders’ campaign manager’s statements.

But once you get everyone in the same room no one will shut up.

Wouldn’t a hipster ass be like... way into dead trees? To go with the vinyl and other things made more antiquated by modern technologies? And wouldn’t all of the reasons buy “dead trees” the same reasons that people buy vinyl? Man. This fell apart quickly.

You’re always winning when you’re making up both the contest and the rules.

props to 90-yr old Michigan’s ex-Rep. Dingell for trolling so well

Could it be Carson is one of those people, like me, who can only use the bathroom at his house for #2? Because that would be a totally legit reason to fly home in the middle of a campaign.

You should have written a longer post to help make your point

“. . . the only pic of him you can find to use is a screencap of him being named the Student Athlete of the Week?

He only stopped typing because he couldn’t see the screen through all the spittle.

I’m not sure if this is the right spot for a review of “Making a Murderer”

Welcome! You must be new here. This is called irony. Also dark humor. In this case, quite dark. But still humorous, and also copacetic because the joke is at the expense of the sicko dillweed murderer.

I hate that I'm typing this, but GWB was better looking than Ted Cruz.