...on a FE350 or 500...

Why would you want to burden him with one of those? Don't you think he deserves to have a good time while riding after his years of service?

How did these guys learn to do this? Is there a poor, forsaken parking lot somewhere littered with skinny skid marks and bits of melted rubber, or possibly an abandoned racetrack, maybe even an off road park? I mean I imagine it takes years to master this skill right?? How do you even get into motorcycle drifting??